In a showcase on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium sits a vibrant pink outfit donned by the pop star. The concert in front of 100,024 spectators was considered a triumph.
You might not like his music. Maybe you feel he is the ultimate present to music known to man. Or you could adopt a balanced view, acknowledging that some tracks are excellent while others are awful.
The central idea is that enjoyment can be delivered diversely. You like what you like. There is not a single method to create literature or even the longest format.
Test cricket boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the outcome is so reliant upon external factors.
The weather, the time of day, the ball – the variables are numerous. Crucially is the playing surface.
If the format is an artistic pursuit, the strip is the foundation on which the players craft their legacy.
The fourth Ashes Test between the two sides was an abstract version of cricket, the traditional sport dismantled and reconstructed in a bizarre shape.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the surface which resulted in a triumph and the another short match of the Ashes battle.
Leaving a thick layer on the wicket, resulting in a cascade of wickets tumbling in less than two days, is not a balanced duel between offense and defense.
But any idea this was a diminished spectacle, one that should be footnoted as illegitimate, is wide of the mark.
The format is a varied portfolio, 2,615 parts and counting. On occasion, like in Melbourne, the ball behaves unpredictably for the seamers. Other times, it turns square on a spinning track. Sometimes, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are all the more thrilling because of the time made elsewhere.
Some factors are tolerated more freely than others.
The argument in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was weighted unfairly towards the fielding side. That the skilled individuals were hindered from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about adapting to challenges – assessing the wicket and responding accordingly. The best individual contributions were made by world-class batters. One team made more mistakes than the other, and thus lost.
Go and inform the fans who have endured 18 winless matches that this wasn't compelling.
Among the crowd of the MCG, countless fans waved their flags and chanted, generating a carnival vibe in a heartland of sport.
There was hope as the fielding side dominated, impetus when batters fought back, and rapturous celebration when the win was achieved.
The Melbourne has a history with controversial surfaces. In the past, a match there featured a pitch with all the life of a a non-event.
That contest was a marathon, with limited drama and endless boredom. The two-day game and that slow Test are polar opposites of the range – both are not ideal, yet historical weight can be found in them.
Deep into the series into the Ashes contest, it is the shortest games that will remain iconic in the memory.
"Far from being the end of the format at all," said a former player. "Spectators who have been privileged to see these 48 hours have been treated to some fantastic sport. An unusual spectacle."
In the build-up to this match, the skipper talked like a man carrying the heavy burden on his back.
The squad delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his persona.
New faces stepped up with vital performances. These are incremental gains, certainly not enough to guarantee long-term futures, but something to develop from.
In the end, this Melbourne victory is added to other memorable performances in similar circumstances.
As the fans departed into a stunning sunset, the players assembled on the turf to commence their own festivities.
Celebrate the win, men. This victory was hard-fought.
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